Block off, crafty!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	9150	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	190
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7939	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	584510	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Votes:	1343	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	775971	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2600
Emeralds Found:	3258	Magic Items Found:	4208
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	111
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Ezartla: Survival Minecraft, where even the pigs have better gear than you! Version 1.21 and up!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks and unlock perks as you progress.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest Minecraft version with new features.
And Much More	Stay tuned for exciting updates and surprises.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using a specific command in-game. Consult our website or ask in our Discord for detailed instructions.
Can I create my own shop in the player-run economy?	Yes, you can set up your own shop to buy and sell items with other players. Follow the guidelines on our server for creating shops.
How do I earn ranks?	Ranks are earned through gameplay achievements such as reaching certain milestones, completing quests, or participating in events. The more you play, the higher your rank will be.
Are custom enchantments balanced for gameplay?	Yes, our custom enchantments are carefully balanced to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Feedback is always welcome to improve the enchantment system.
Can I contribute suggestions for new features?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new features. Visit our Discord or forums to submit your suggestions for consideration.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn into the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers! It’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon’s hilarious jokes about mining and crafting.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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