Kims MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Kim’s Crafty Heist – Minecraft Server

digital theft, global theft, heist, stolen funds, Kims

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where we pull off heists bigger than North Korea stealing $1.5 billion! We got diamond blocks for days, fam! Our players are like ninjas, sneaking around and snatching up all the loot. You wanna be part of the action? Join now and be part of the most epic heists in Minecraft history! Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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KurskCraft: Kim’s Casualties

kyiv, War, international relations, Propaganda, north korean

So, like, this server is like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got this North Korean prisoner of war who’s like, spilling all the tea on Russia’s Kursk, man. It’s like, a total war zone up in here, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days to protect you. Plus, the Kyiv is like, our bestie and they’re always sending us care packages full of enchanted golden apples. Join us now and let’s conquer Kursk together, fam! #warzone #diamondsfordays #Kyivsquadgoals

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NukeCraft: Kim’s Spanish Heist

nuclear weapons, Kims, Black Market, nuclear proliferation, diplomatic crisis

So, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! We got North Korea up in here, smuggling nuclear weapons equipment from Spain, like what even is that?! Join us and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can help smuggle weapons, build secret underground bunkers, and maybe even start World War III in Minecraft! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and destruction, amirite?! Join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats your boat! Let’s blow stuff up, y’all!

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UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

North Korea, Military operations, UkraineCraft, defense strategy, global security

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

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CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes

War Tactics, military strategy, Propaganda, CASUALTIES, international relations

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

Defense, North Korea, russia, Diplomacy, MissileCraft

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

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Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

student migration, student visas, educational diversity, student exchange, student diversity

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

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DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

OFFICER, Kims, Asia, Diplomatic, eastern europe

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

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UraniumCraft: Kim’s Enrichment Zone

nuclear program, uranium enrichment facility, Kims, nuclear technology, united nations

😂🤣 Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got North Korea revealing their uranium enrichment facility for the FIRST TIME ever! Like, who knew Kim Jong-un was into Minecraft, right? Join us for some explosive fun as we build our own nuclear reactors and launch missiles at each other! It’s a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness now! 💣💥 #NorthKoreaMinecraftMadness

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Kim’s Chunky Meds

Kim Jong-un, Treatment, political news, health problems, pharmaceuticals

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

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