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KimJongGoneCraft

chinese military, diplomatic incident, Dutch warship, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harassment, international relations, KimJongGoneCraft, maritime enforcement, military aggression, military confrontation, military harassment., naval forces, Netherlands, North Korea, political tensions, sanctions enforcement, security measures, UN sanctions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

A, A Gasserald, always, Always Be, BE, Be A, Gasserald, Gasserald tags, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Will, Will Always, Xir, Xir tags, Xir Will, Xir Will Always Be A Gasserald, XirGasseraldCraft, XWABAG, XWABAG tags

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.