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KimJongCraftVP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Potions Brewed:	198	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	3445
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1355	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runes Activated:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Potions Brewed:	200
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	236
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!