so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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KimJongCraft2020
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KimJongCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!
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KimJongCraft2020
so like, u ever wanted to be bffs with putin and kim jong un? well now u can on our server! we got them to be besties and now they’re sending thank-you messages to each other like every day. it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft. join now to be part of the drama and maybe even become besties with world leaders. who knows what could happen next? come join the fun!