so, liek, this server is so lit, even North Korea is jealous! they be all like “we gonna do tougher strategic counteraction” cuz they know we be ruling the Minecraft world. join us and be part of the most epic battles and craziest adventures ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show North Korea who’s boss!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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KimJongCraft
so liek, u kno how north korea is all secretive and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. we got secret bases and hidden treasures everywhere. u gotta be sneaky like a ninja to find all da goodies. plus, our leader is a creeper in a suit. he’s super chill tho, just don’t make him explode on u. join us for a wild ride through the land of mystery and danger. who knows what secrets u’ll uncover in dis crazy world. come on, u kno u wanna be a part of dis epic adventure!
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KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses
come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!
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KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever
come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s like putin meeting kim jong-un in north korea after 24 years!! except instead of world leaders it’s just a bunch of blocky characters building stuff and blowing things up!imagine putin and kim jong-un trying to survive in the minecraft world together, fighting off creepers and building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. it’s gonna be lit af!
join now for the most epic adventure of your life, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules but who cares about those anyway)!! let’s get this party started, y’all!! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u ever wanted to experience the thrill of dodging 5 million artillery shells while playing minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz on this server, that’s exactly what u get to do! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the madness. plus, who doesn’t wanna say they’ve been attacked by north korea while playing a blocky game? come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to come out on top!