LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE THROUGH A CRAZY AMMUNITION SUPPLY CHAIN! WE GOT NORTH KOREAN AMMO BEING SHIPPED TO RUSSIA TO HELP UKRAINE DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE! LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING?! JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, AND MAYBE EVEN LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT GEOPOLITICS! LOLZ!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!
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KimJongCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject international aid just like the north korean leader! we don’t need no help from nobody, we got this on our own! build your own empire and show the world you don’t need handouts! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a flood of fun that you won’t want to recover from! join now and be a part of the resistance against help!
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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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KimJongCraft: TotallyDestroyingEnemies
come join our epic minecraft server, where we are as crazy as north korea threatening to destroy everything in our path! we celebrate the end of wars by blowing up creepers and building giant statues of our fearless leader, steve. you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server anywhere else, so join now before we accidentally set fire to the entire world! #minecraftmadness #crazycreations #steveisourleader
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!
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KimJongCraft
so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!