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KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.
we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.
so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

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KimJongCraft
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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!!

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KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!
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come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!
our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

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KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers
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so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine! Like, can u even imagine the chaos?! It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft! Join now to witness the epic battles and see who will come out on top. Plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

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KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires
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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂
WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈
JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

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