Kim MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Asia-Pacific, Kim, russia, Upgrade, regional stability

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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PutinCraft Server: Kim Jong Fun!

russia, Visit, Fun, foreign policy, summit

lolz u gotta join this server cuz it’s like putin visiting north korea – rare trip, anti-west alignment deepens, so much drama and intrigue u won’t know what hit u. come join the fun and be part of the madness, who knows what crazy adventures await u in this wild server! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

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Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man

Military, North Korea, man, strength, Defeat

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.

Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.

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Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

pop culture, east asia, Chads, korean culture, Japan

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

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The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

political disputes, illegitimate states, Mongolian sovereignty, communist, east asia

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

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DadBod Minecraft Server

Server, DadBod, phrases, endearing, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even my dad accidentally typed “thoe” at the end of his sentence in a text. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules here, folks. Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself typing “thoe” by the end of your gaming session. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

IT, advanced user, Computer, Operating systems, smp

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

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Superpower: World Unite!

SUPERPOWER, wish, Global, flying, telepathy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone gets to choose one superpower to use in the game! But here’s the catch – the entire world gets the same superpower as you!

Imagine the chaos of everyone flying around like Superman, or shooting fireballs like a bunch of angry dragons. It’s like a superhero convention gone wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends using your chosen superpower. Will you be the hero of the server, or will you be the villain causing mayhem and destruction wherever you go?

So come on, join us and let’s see who will reign supreme with their epic superpower on our crazy Minecraft server!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian Community, religious freedom, Minecraft, Nigeria, HUMAN RIGHTS

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

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Milei’s Minecraft Inflation Fun

Mileis, lowest level, argentina, Slow, milei

come join our epic minecraft server where we have less inflation than Argentina in 2022 under Milei!!! that’s right, our server is so lit that even the economy is stable!!! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing at those poor Argentinians dealing with crazy inflation rates. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with emeralds and diamonds because why not, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most stable and prosperous minecraft server ever!!!

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