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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9384 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!