Kim Jong-Un MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Kim Jong Il, seoul, Kim Jong Chul, Politics, Government

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, stranded, stranded citizens, Kims, authoritarian regime

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

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KimJongCraft: TotallyDestroyingEnemies

international relations, korean war, destroy, aggression, anniversary

come join our epic minecraft server, where we are as crazy as north korea threatening to destroy everything in our path! we celebrate the end of wars by blowing up creepers and building giant statues of our fearless leader, steve. you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server anywhere else, so join now before we accidentally set fire to the entire world! #minecraftmadness #crazycreations #steveisourleader

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KimJongCraft

cross-border relations, security breach, North Korea, border conflict, KimJongCraft

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

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TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

Diplomacy, peace negotiations, Political, Conflict, Propaganda

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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DefectedNK-MCServer

south korea, international relations, South Korean government, diplomatic relations, north korean defector

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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CubaCraft DefectorSKorea

DefectorSKorea, north korean, diplomat, Defects, Embassy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

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NATOvsNKorea: PeacefulCraft

North Korea, Conflict, sanctions, nuclear weapons, Kim Jong-un

come join our epic minecraft server, where we build massive communist cities and denounce nato and the us as the most serious threat to global peace. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by zombie pigmen with laser guns. our leader is a talking creeper who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his tail. join us and help us conquer the world, one block at a time. remember, in our server, the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

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Kim’s Crafty Commies

re-education, political indoctrination, Kims, Propaganda, foreign education

come join our epic minecraft server where we make north korea look like a daycare center. we have so much fun that even kim jong un would be jealous. our players are so dedicated they even do political indoctrination in their sleep. we have crazy events like reenacting the missile launches and building giant statues of our fearless leader. join us and become a true north korean minecraft warrior. just watch out for the secret police, they might ban you for not praising the dear leader enough.

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MissileFailCraft

Defense, Fails, MissileFailCraft, east asia, North Korea

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

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