Kim Jong-Un MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

summit, KimJongCraft, Politics, Diplomacy, south korea

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

tourist attractions, historical sites, Reopen, vacation destination, economic development

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

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KimJongCraft Server

Kim Yo Jong, Kim Jong-un, totalitarianism, funny politician, KimJongCraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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KimJongCraft

refusal of aid, disaster relief, Humanitarian Aid, KimJongCraft, Kim Jong-un

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject international aid just like the north korean leader! we don’t need no help from nobody, we got this on our own! build your own empire and show the world you don’t need handouts! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a flood of fun that you won’t want to recover from! join now and be a part of the resistance against help!

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KimJongCraftLauncherz

nuclear weapons, international relations, KimJongCraftLauncherz, east asia, Kim Jong-un

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

leadership, defector interview, North Korea, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, summit

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

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KimJongUnFitCraft

Kim Jong-un, diplomatic efforts., weight management, health concerns, obesity

LOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram

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KimJongUnChonkRx

north korean, pharmaceuticals, leader, Officials, Pyongyang

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

succession plan, Korean Peninsula, Kim dynasty, family dynasty, Régime

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

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Kim’s Chunky Meds

meds, pharmaceuticals, medication, government officials, Officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

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