join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!
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DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
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CraftyCommies: New Cold War
join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!
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DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.
plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.
and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?
so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!
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Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!
come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!
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UraniumCraft: Kim’s Enrichment Zone
😂🤣 Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got North Korea revealing their uranium enrichment facility for the FIRST TIME ever! Like, who knew Kim Jong-un was into Minecraft, right? Join us for some explosive fun as we build our own nuclear reactors and launch missiles at each other! It’s a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness now! 💣💥 #NorthKoreaMinecraftMadness
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KimJongUnCraft Minecraft Server
join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da thrill of survivin in a world where u gotta battle it out wit otha players to become da ultimate ruler. just like kim jong un tryna increase his nuclear weapons, u gotta increase ur skills exponentially to dominate dis server. build ur own empire, form alliances, and crush ur enemies like kim jong un crushin dissenters. come join da madness and show everyone who da real boss is!
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TrashBalloonWarfare Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we send trash balloons south like north korea but with a twist! instead of trash, we send out goodies like diamonds and enchanted gear! it’s a battle royale to see who can collect the most loot before the trash balloons disappear into the abyss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness, just like a real-life military operation but with way more fun and explosions! grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the trash balloon battlefield!
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FloodsAndExecutionsMC
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!
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CraftyCommunistFunLand
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!