Kim Jong-un Minecraft Servers

Kim Jong-Un

  • KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers

    KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol come join dis minecraft server where we captured 2 north korean soldiers fighting for russia and now dey be building epic bases and fighting creepers wit us! U gotta see dis crazy shenanigans, it’s like a spy movie but in blocky pixel form! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the wildest adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

    CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

    KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

    our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

    if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hotdog Ban Server

    Hotdog Ban Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraftLaborCamps

    KimJongCraftLaborCamps

    New Minecraft Servers

    so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

    KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

    our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers

    KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

    ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KimJongCraftWarz

    KimJongCraftWarz

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we make north korean forces fight zombies in ukraine! it’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a giant chicken boss or a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 10 minutes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insane adventure? join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cookies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP