so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!
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Hotdog Ban Server
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KimJongCraftLaborCamps
so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!