Kim Jong Il Minecraft Servers

Kim Jong Il Minecraft Servers

  • KimJongCraftLaborCamps

    KimJongCraftLaborCamps
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1618
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 228 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2909 Dragon Eggs Found: 793
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Animals Bred: 81

    New Minecraft Servers

    so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3641
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7093 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

    we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

    plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

    and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

    so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Server

    KimJongCraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 281
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Votes: 9035
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1429
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

    Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6452
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8569
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 192188
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

    Block Therapy: Digging Deeper
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

    FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 650
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

    Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

    NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6034
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

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  • PlatoPartyCraft

    PlatoPartyCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4325
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9886
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Towns Built: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

    So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HellCraft Minecraft Server

    HellCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2758
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6907
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

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  • DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

    DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4350
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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