Kim Dynasty MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Kim dynasty, government control, Ban, North Korean cuisine

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

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KimJongCraftLaborCamps

oppressive regime, harsh punishments, Divorce, Kim Jong Il, KimJongCraftLaborCamps

so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

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KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

political tensions, Kim Jong-un, North Korean regime, south korea, military provocations

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

nuclear weapons, Geopolitical, Military, North Korea, Kim Jong Il

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

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FloodsAndExecutionsMC

Officials, human rights violations, natural disasters, government corruption, international relations

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!

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KimJongCraft Server

nuclear weapons, oppressive regime, Kim Jong-un, fat manchild, tears of joy

Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Kim dynasty, Succession, next generation, political future, Régime

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Government, DYNASTY, KimJongCraft, seoul, DAUGHTER

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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PlateouSMP Warzone

Casual, Pxtf, pvpers, Server, Minecraft

PlateouSMP

PlateouSMP is a fresh server that started in 2025 and is run by Pxtf! They have a cool Lifesteal pvp server and a chill Survival server with top-notch claim protection and a warzone. The best PVPers hang out on their Lifesteal server. Join now and have a blast!

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Buzzing Hive SMP

creativity, Adventure, teamwork, Friendly, honeybee

HoneyBee SMP

sg2.nebulahost.fun:63520

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