Kim Dotcom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	549
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7850
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2474	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Farms Harvested:	442
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8981	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ores Mined:	7838	Farms Harvested:	448

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	9404

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.