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  • Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

    Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4234
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVenezuelaVotePub

    CraftyVenezuelaVotePub
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6765
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 68
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if Venezuela was a Minecraft server, right? and like, seven EU states are all like, “hey, publish your voting records, bro!” but like, Venezuela is just chillin’ in their virtual world, mining diamonds and building epic castles, not even worried about voting records.

    but like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the drama and chaos, just like in real life! you’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be caught up in a heated debate about voting transparency.

    plus, who knows what other crazy stuff will happen on this server? maybe a giant creeper will attack, or a secret underground city will be discovered. you never know what adventures await on this wild and wacky Minecraft server inspired by Venezuela! so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ๐ŸŒŸ Revoltuionary SMP ๐ŸŒŸ “No Square Brackets Needed”

    ๐ŸŒŸ Revoltuionary SMP ๐ŸŒŸ “No Square Brackets Needed”
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9457
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

    Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

    Brand New Update 1.21 is Live! 🌟

    Features:
    Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
    🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
    🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
    💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
    🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
    🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
    🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

    Why Choose Us?

    • 🌟 Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
    • 🌟 Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
    • 🌟 Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
    • 🌟 Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
    • 🌟 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

    How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

    1. Launch Minecraft.
    2. Click “Multiplayer.”
    3. Click “Add Server.”
    4. Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
    5. Click “Done” and join the server!

    How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):

    1. In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
    2. Click “Add Friend.”
    3. Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
    4. Click “Add Friend.”
    5. After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

    or

    1. In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
    2. Click “Add Server.”
    3. Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
    4. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
    5. Click “Save” and join the server!

    We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Love Minecraft Server

    Block Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3144
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Votes: 2921 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is also where black men discover their undying love for black women – because who needs diamonds when you have true love, am I right? So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

    “EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9486
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mines Excavated: 1992
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

    BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1922
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1427 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

    Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

    Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCharmsMC

    CraftyCharmsMC
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

    OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1195
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Potions Brewed: 187
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Void Gems Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

    imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+

    LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7422
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Thunder Blocks
    Type: Never-Resting Survival
    Age Requirement: 21+
    Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players
    Unique Features
    MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system.
    Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time.
    Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether.
    Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world.
    Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges.
    Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy.

    Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.

    Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

    FAQ

    What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?

    The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.

    What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?

    Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.

    Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?

    Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.

    How can I join Thunder Blocks?

    To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodClaim Minecraft Server

    BloodClaim Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7466
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Enchantments Applied: 111
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

    Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

    So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotGirlMinecraftSMP

    HotGirlMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 653
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

    But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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