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Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server! -
HaitiHavocCraft
LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow -
Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server
are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss! -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.
plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉
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TacoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Mexican Army is shook? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got cartel bomb-dropping drones wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players! Join now for a chance to dodge explosions while building your dream block castle. Who needs boring old creepers when you have cartel drones raining down chaos? It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world! -
TerroristHideawayMC
Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be killin’ terrorists like IDF killin’ dem baddies in UNRWA schools! We be droppin’ bombs in Shejaia like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for some explosive fun and help us take down the bad guys in the most epic way possible! Plus, we got mad loot and insane builds that will blow your mind! So what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s wreck havoc together! -
ChinaLove Minecraft Server
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find your soulmate in China – virtually, of course. Who needs Tinder when you can build a pixelated empire with your pixelated lover?But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant panda wearing a top hat.
Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just find love and riches beyond your wildest dreams in China!
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ElectionEnderMC SMP – YoungVotersDecide
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a young voter who will decide the fate of our virtual world. Will you build a democracy or start a dictatorship? The choice is yours, and it’s all up to the power of the young voters!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is running for president, and he’s promising to build a wall around the Nether to keep out all those pesky mobs. Will you support his campaign or join forces with the Creeper Party for some explosive policies?
Join us on this wacky adventure and let your vote be heard in the most ridiculous election ever seen in Minecraft history!
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CraftyMournerSTFU
Are you tired of boring book clubs where people just talk about symbolism and character development? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where we build worlds filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no judgmental book club members.Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly, a wild “Madison” appears! But don’t worry, on our server, you can tell her to shut the f*ck up without any consequences. Plus, we have a special grief-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any “my child is dead” interruptions.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the pain of losing a child, but also knows how to handle a “Madison” when she starts talking nonsense? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s build a world where grief and judgment are left at the door.