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Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

DriveByDumplingz

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, court verdict, crime, Crowd, DriveByDumplingz, Driving, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass murder, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, societal impact, Tragedy, vehicular homicide

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer!

Obsessing Over Moot Minecraft SMP – Killing Myself

acceptance, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, Emotional healing, killing, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moot, moving on, Obsessing, seeking help, self harm, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy, toxic relationships, unhealthy fixation, unrequited love

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of spending all your time obsessing over moot and feeling down because he will never be yours? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of building and crafting distract you from your moot-induced woes.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?

So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9435
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

Giant Killing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Coach, Competition, Defeat, football, GIANT, giant killing, Goal, Japan, kashima, killing, long tail tag, Manga, match, Minecraft, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, Tournament, Tsubaki, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ores Mined:	5467
Dragon Eggs Found:	4220	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride that never ends! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is so insane that even the mobs are in on the fun. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie chickens or trying to outsmart a pack of skeleton jockeys riding on top of creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within its walls. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Defending My Country Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Arabs, children, Country, curiosities, Defending, Fault, happen, iraq, killing, middle eastern, Minecraft, movies, other countries, Ridiculous, smp, Suffering, War, War Movies, WOMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of defending your country in a Middle Eastern shithole and need a break from all the chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky Iraqis destroying buildings. Plus, we promise there will be no killing of women and children here (unless it’s in-game, of course). So come on over and let’s have some laughs and fun together! Who needs war movies when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Society Shift Minecraft Server

Behavior, CHANGE, Chinese, Community, consequences, crime, Cultural, Ethics, Explanation, fear, Impact, killing, Minecraft, morality, people, perspective, Psychology, Random, Safety, Server, Shift, societal norms, society, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – random PvP! That’s right, you can go around killing random people and see how it changes society in our virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of the server by taking out your competition! Plus, we have a team of Chinese players who can explain the cultural significance of it all. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, military support, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peacekeeping, political leaders, SECURITY, troop, Trouble, trump, Ukraine, US troops, world news, ZeleCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	627	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!

Mitochondria Division Fun

biological research, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular complexity, cellular division, cellular functions, Cellular Organization, cellular processes, cellular specialization, cellular structure, discovery, Division, division of labor, energy production, Fun, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, organelles, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific study, scientists

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magic Items Found:	2198	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where the mitochondria are like, doing a division of labor, bro! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork in the cell, except it’s in minecraft! join us and witness the mitochondria working together in harmony to power up your gaming experience! plus, we have this crazy story where the mitochondria rebelled against the nucleus and took over the server, now they’re the rulers and you gotta join to see what happens next! it’s like a soap opera but with cells, man. so come on, join us and be part of the mitochondria revolution!

EternalMC

Active, Atm9, automated tech, Community, Crafting, EternalMC, Farming, Friendly, gameplay, gardening, IMPROVEMENTS, Journey, Magic, Modded, Modpack, mystical structures, Server, smp, Spells, Staff, ultimate experience

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	110
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Launch Date	This Month
Community	Small, Growing Community – Friendly and active players
Staff Team	Active staff committed to creating a fun environment
Server Type	Java-Only Server for modded Minecraft
Modpack	All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with various features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join this server?

– Friendly community ready to assist you

– Constant improvements for the best experience

– Exciting gameplay with endless mods and content

What modpack is being used for this season?

All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with automated tech, magic spells, farming mods, and more.

How can I join the server community?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/SBvNJTEd3Y

Is this server suitable for new players?

Yes, whether you’re new or experienced, you’ll find a welcoming community here.

Eternal Dreaming 1.21.3

1.21.3, dreaming, ETERNAL

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mines Excavated:	3914	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, like, have you ever thought about how much it must suck to be Australian? I mean, they’re like, always upside down and stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of being from Down Under, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated kangaroos and koalas that will make you forget all about being Aussie. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore. So come on, mate, join us and leave your Aussie woes behind!

Crazy Block Land

BLOCK, controversial decisions, crazy, crossing boundaries, crossing the line, Did they go too far, ethical boundaries, Ethical debates, ethical decisions., ethical dilemmas, Land, moral compass, moral dilemmas, moral gray area, moral judgment., moral questioning, overstepping boundaries, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, questionable actions, questionable behavior, questioning boundaries

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Are you ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and see if you can handle the madness. Don’t be a square, come join the party! Let’s get this block party started!

BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime routines, BedtimeBattles, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, couple conflicts, division of labor, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Minecraft, pet responsibilities, relationship issues, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, Support, teamwork, traditional values, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

BridesmaidBucksMC

Bachelorette, bridal shower, bride, BridesmaidBucksMC, Bridesmaids, Budget, cost effective, dress alterations, MOH, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress, young bridesmaids

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2727	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings where you have to pay for everything and still have no idea what the total cost will be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is just like that chaotic bridal party you’re in!

Join our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just like how the bride expects you to pay for everything without a clear budget, we expect you to build without any guidelines. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme!

Just like how the bridesmaids are expected to contribute to every aspect of the wedding, you’ll be expected to contribute to every aspect of our server. From building extravagant structures to organizing crazy events, there’s never a dull moment here.

And just like how the MOH is trying to keep the peace between the bridesmaids and the bride, our admins are here to make sure everyone is having a good time. We’ll handle any drama that comes our way and ensure that the fun never stops.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s expected of you while still having the time of your life. Who needs a budget when you have unlimited creativity and chaos at your fingertips?

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

CreepyCreeperCraft

alone, anxiety, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, creepy crawlies, CreepyCreeperCraft, Dark, fear of the unknown, Ghosts, irrational behavior, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Monsters, Nightmares, overcoming fears, phobias, Scared, shadows, spooky, spooky stories

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

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