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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6327 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 387 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.