Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

Blocky Bloodbath: The Minecraft Murder Mystery Server

action, blocky, Blood, BLOODBATH, co-op, First Person Shooter, Gore, Horror, INTENSE, killing floor, Killing Spree, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Mystery, no floor killing whatsoever, pc game, Server, Steam, Survival, survival horror, team-based, violence, wave-based, weapons, zombies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	165
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.

But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).

Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7835
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Janitor’s Closet <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/lovecraftedmc-4/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, employed, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snoot Saturday, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, wagie, Wagie Wesley Edition, Wesley, work enjoyment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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