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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
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