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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8584 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!