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Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!

Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Atlantic Ocean, Crafty, Minecraft, Ocean, ocean choice, ocean comparison, ocean debate, ocean decision, ocean decision making, ocean dilemma, Ocean Discovery, Ocean exploration, ocean geography, ocean inquiry, ocean options, ocean preference, ocean query, ocean question, ocean selection, ocean trivia, pacific ocean, Pacific vs Atlantic, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

action films, big budget films, Billion Dollar Club, blockbuster, blockquotepCapeshit, box office success, capeshit, comic book adaptations, film, film stars., High Grossing Films, Hollywood, mainstream cinema, makes a billion, male actors, Men, Minecraft, popular genres, SMPpblockquote, Stars, straight white men, Straight.., successful movies, superhero movies, surprise hit, traditional casting, White, white actors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	688298	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Galaxy, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter, Winter Night Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	157
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo Daidouji

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crops Grown:	9976
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Discord, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, update, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	9606
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

astonishment, confusion, disbelief, emotion, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, FRICK, funny, gosh, humor, internet slang, meme, Minecraft, OMG, OMG WTF, reaction, shock, smp, social media, Surprise, trending, viral, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	419
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	201
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Towns Built:	9

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!