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DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1697	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1263	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	8751	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Farms Harvested:	654
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪