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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
New Chunks Explored:	64370	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	105
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	4526	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	362
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9062
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9930
Potions Brewed:	101	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!