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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3325 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
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Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of convincing your parents to buy a bunk bed in-game, and maybe even sell your old bed frame for some extra virtual cash. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?
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