Yo, so like, our server is so lit that even the cow vigilantes from Haryana wanna join in on the fun! They heard about our epic beef-eating parties and just had to come check it out. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13, no actual beef eating allowed, just virtual beef battles in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, you won’t regret it! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that attracts such a diverse crowd, right? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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BeefyVigilanteCraft
Beef, BeefyVigilanteCraft, brutality, cow vigilantes, crime, discrimination, Haryana, hate crime, India, injustice, intolerance, kill, lawlessness, migrant, Mob Justice, murder, religious extremism, scrap dealer, suspicions, tragic, violence
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MineDivine Minecraft Server
anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!
So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!
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HeyCraft SMP – The Ultimate Block Party!
BLOCK, browsing, Chatting, digital communication, forum, hey, HeyCraft, insomnia, Interacting, internet, kill, late night, Lurking, message board, Online Community, Party, Posting, pw, sleep well, smp, socializing, stop by, Thread, Ultimate, virtual interaction
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!
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Nohair
admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, SurvivalA Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck
nohair.top
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TrishKiller420 Minecraft SMP
Antagonist, Araki, bad, dio, eternal suffering, first, Goal, Interest, kill, killing, Kira, Manga, Minecraft, nobody else, people, self defense, Showing, smp, third, trish, TrishKiller420, Villains, WORST
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to kill Trish and nobody else! Forget about building epic structures or mining for resources, all you need to do is hunt down Trish and claim victory. But be warned, Araki himself has deemed this player as the worst and deserving of eternal suffering. Join now for a chance to be the ultimate Trish hunter and earn bragging rights in the most bizarre Minecraft server ever created!
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Chaos Anarchy
Adventure, Anarchy, Bosses, Chaos, Cunning, Custom Items, Fire Lion XI, freedom, hunt, kill, landscape, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, soul knight, steal, STRONG, Survival, Thrive, True Wither, Unpredictable, Vanilla, weapons
Welcome to Chaos Anarchy, a Minecraft server where absolute freedom reigns supreme. In this lawless world, you can do as you pleaseβhunt, kill, and steal to your heart’s content. The thrill of survival is intensified with the addition of custom items and new weapons, each designed to give you an edge in this brutal landscape. Prepare to face formidable new bosses like the terrifying True Wither, the elusive Soul Knight, and the ferocious Fire Lion XI. Chaos Anarchy offers a thrilling and unpredictable adventure, where only the strongest and most cunning will thrive. Dive into the chaos, forge your path, and let the anarchy begin!
play.chaosanarchy.com
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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP
Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.
So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!
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Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server
BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlbAre you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!
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CellCrafters: Outsmarting Normal Cells
Ability, accumulate, Body, cancer cells, cancer invasion, cell competition, CellCrafters, cells, Cheating, develop, hijack, INVADE, kill, Natural, normal, normal cells, Outsmart, outsmarting, PRETEND, process, REMOVED.., substandard cells, super fit
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a battle between cancer cells and normal cells! The cancer cells be all sneaky and tryna be super fit to take over da body, while da normal cells be tryna fight back and keep things in check. It’s like a wild survival game where u gotta outsmart those cheating cancer cells and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where u can be part of the epic showdown between good and evil cells in da body! Let’s see if u got what it takes to save the day and kick some cancer butt!
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CraftyJailbaitMC Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.
So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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HousePartyMinecraftSMP
al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!
Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!
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Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”
advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique namesAre you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.
And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!
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WeddingCraftAutismBan
after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan
Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!
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GraveSecretsMC SMP
CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyLoveConnections
Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RentControlCraft Minecraft Server
1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planninglol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!
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CraftyRefugees
aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugeesso, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.
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OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!
1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, WhitelistedOG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview
Server Type PvP Prohibited Items Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras Unique Features Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I use totems of undying on the server? No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server. Are netherite items allowed? No, netherite items are not allowed on the server. Can I use ender pearls for PvP? No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server. Is there a specific process for joining the server? Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.
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SnackAttack Minecraft Server
AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gainJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!