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BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

Crypto Trading SMP Riches

Crypto, Riches, smp, Trading

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, Characters, chilling, creepy, DREAD, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, shock, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, spookycraft, Terrifying

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane crash, blame game, Conflict, Crashcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, MH17 tragedy, Minecraft, political commentary, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7452
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelMissileCraft

air defense systems, air travel, aircraft security, airline safety, airline security, Attack, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, aviation terrorism, Azerbaijan Airlines, defense systems, missile attacks, missile defense, missile threat, Missiles, national security, passenger safety, PixelMissileCraft, plane passengers, Terrorism, travel safety

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3377
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

Mermaid Misconceptions: Dive Deeper

Adventure, ariel, confinement, Deeper, desire, Disney, Dive, empowerment, Exploration, fairy tale, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, longing, Mermaid, misconceptions, mythical creature, Ocean, princess, restriction, Self Discovery, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our minecraft server where u can explore more than ariel ever could as a mermaid!!! swim in the ocean, fly in the sky, dig deep underground!!! u can do it all!!! who needs legs when u have a pickaxe and wings??? join now for the ultimate adventure!!! don’t be like ariel, be better!!!

Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

2015-2020, children’s health, critical illness, disease prevention, emergency visits, flu, flu season, flu vaccines, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, hospitalisations, immunization, influenza virus, Kids, Medical research, pediatric care, preventive care, public health, Reduc, risk reduction, saves, study, US children, vaccination, Vax

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

EndoCloud

active community, Adventure, claiming system, collaboration, Competition, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Vote Crates, Discord, Economy, EmrmCV8Wmt, EndoCloud, Friendly, Ip:, Land claiming, MC.gg, Minecraft, Playtime Rewards, PvE, Quests, Rewards, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9702
Magic Items Found:	5045	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to EndoCloud!

Key Features: Land Claiming: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Crates: Unlock awesome rewards with our daily vote crates! Active Community: Join our friendly and active player base! We’re always ready for adventure, collaboration, or maybe a little friendly competition. *wink* Playtime Rewards/Quests: Survival with a twist! We have more than just your average Minecraft survival server!

IP: EndoCloud.MC.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/EmrmCV8Wmt

EndoCloud.MC.gg

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, active player base., Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Discord, Events, Friends, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Mob Heads, Museum, one player sleep, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and playing minigames with friends.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Prevent stealing and griefing with our plugins that track and rollback damage.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Turnabout Minecraft server?

A: To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra

Q: What is the age requirement to join the Turnabout server?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules to follow on the Turnabout Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are communicated to all members upon joining.

Q: Can I participate in server events on Turnabout?

A: Yes, Turnabout hosts events such as capture the flag and building the museum that all players can participate in.

Epic Craft Haven 1.20

achievement, best year, busy schedule, busy year, Craft, determination, Epic, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, goal-setting, Happiness, hard work, Haven, life goals, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, success, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s gonna be like the best busy year of your life, like seriously!

Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every day, it’s like a never-ending warzone of chaos and destruction.

Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life and maybe even find your soulmate.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!