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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2841	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4521	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	247
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3757
Enchantments Applied:	177	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	3438

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Items Found:	1521	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ores Mined:	7320
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!