KILL MEMES Minecraft Servers

KILL MEMES Minecraft Servers

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9573
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

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    Server Details
    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

    FAQs

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

    Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

    A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

    Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

    A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

    Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

    A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

    Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1933
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

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  • SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

    SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5767
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 4060
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

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  • PartyPig Minecraft Server

    PartyPig Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4456
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

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  • PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

    PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 641
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3349 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

    Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

    So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

    Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5974
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

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  • FoodGrossOutCraft

    FoodGrossOutCraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6891
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3310
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3167 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

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  • MachadoCraft2020

    MachadoCraft2020
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 278
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

    Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8032
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
    Links
    ▶ 📜 Discord Invite
    ▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)
    Vanilla Experience
    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
    Community
    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
    Respect
    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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