KILL ISAYAMA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Votes:	7855	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	7264
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7313

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8077
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2516
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	893
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Animals Bred:	173
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	154	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!