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QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	6849
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	2330	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	140283
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	856
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7532

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	4126
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!