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Kike Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

    Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4787
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Farms Harvested: 565 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.

    Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3219
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kike Rats

    Crafty Kike Rats
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2376
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Gods Slained: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Animals Bred: 75

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

    Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

    Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

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  • ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

    ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1992
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

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  • Crafty Kike Kingdom

    Crafty Kike Kingdom
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7583
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 180
    Potions Brewed: 87 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Runes Activated: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

    Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

    And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

    Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

    Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

    And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1616
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Holy Grails Found: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 196003 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

    Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

    Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

    So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9548
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Votes: 698
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchantments Applied: 94
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6

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    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • SkyHighShenanigans

    SkyHighShenanigans
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7830
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Votes: 4346
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 1384

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    Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4759
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Animals Bred: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8028 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

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  • NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

    NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5813
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Endless Night Skies: 5

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    so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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  • Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

    Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Star Shards Collected: 218
    New Chunks Explored: 519212 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 55

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    Citizen Snips Season 2

    Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

    Features
    Dynamic Trees
    Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
    Atlantis Has Risen
    CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
    Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

    Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

    Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

    A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

    Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

    A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

    Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

    A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

    Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

    A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

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  • Draw Thread Minecraft Server

    Draw Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4791
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Players Killed by Monsters: 4399
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

    Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

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  • The Well? Minecraft SMP

    The Well? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6532
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Magic Items Found: 6686
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join?

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

    2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

    3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

    4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

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  • Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

    Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3345
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

    Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

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  • FireFighterHubby

    FireFighterHubby
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4341
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6082 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

    Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

    Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

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  • GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

    GameLover420 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3419
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 341
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ZzzCraft Dreamland

    ZzzCraft Dreamland
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8496
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

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