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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3236
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot! Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even learn a thing or two about vegetable warfare. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wild West Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	3967	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!

Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Star Shards Collected:	102
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

What is the IP for dooby Minecraft Server?

Dooby, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Dooby is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a passion for creating innovative sounds and pushing the boundaries of genre, Dooby has garnered a dedicated following of fans and collaborators. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of influences, Dooby’s music is a reflection of his diverse tastes and creative spirit. Stay tuned for more exciting projects from this rising star in the music industry.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.qbpp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Vigilante Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1926	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8420
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	511
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6647
Villages Defended:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!