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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Drugs, fate worse than being niggers., kike cocksuckers, lack of toilets, low iq, Minecraft, no contributions to science, PARASITES, Poojeet, progressive liberals, quality of life, Rapes, Scams, Server, shit colored skin, shithole, train accidents, ugliest people, UglyCraft, undeveloped, weak men, zero achievements

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Slayer Network

1.21, bedrock, Bedwars, Chest Shops, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, extra homes, Free Ranks, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OneBlock, player experience, Plugins, prefixes, PvP, Slayer Network, Voting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	719143
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Potions Brewed:	169	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Items Found:	4007	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Java IP: play.slayernet.fun:55555 Bedrock IP: play.slayernet.fun | Port: 55555 Discord: https;//discord.gg/slayernetwork

1.21+

Welcome to Slayer Network, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. The server is running 1.21+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience.

Show your support to the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

play.slayernet.fun:55555

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, coming of age story, console game, Decision making, Exploration, exploration game, friendship, Indie developer, indie game, indie studio, mental health themes, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative-driven game, Night in the Woods, PALS, pc game, PIXEL, Play NITW, Server, small town, supernatural elements, video game

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4174	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

alcohol, attraction, Boundaries, confusion, desire, drinks, emotions, Friends, Fun, Girlfriend, horny, impulse, Infidelity, intoxication, Lust, Minecraft, mistake, partying, regret, relationships, smp, socializing, temptation, tipsy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	407
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Timeless Forge

Adventure, Community, connectivity, Creative, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, modded server, Mods, multiplayer, Origins, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Timeless MC, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

The modded server of Timeless MC. Join Today, and play along with us!

Forge 1.20.1 is required to join. Mods required: Origins, Connectivity, and voicechat.

forge.timelesssolutions.us:2000

SkullWars

Adventure, Adventurer, battle, Community, compass, CREW, Custom Features, DEFEND, Factions, Fame, fortune, high seas, immersive experience, Land, pirate adventure, pirate hideout, Pirate Themed, pirate-inspired, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Treasure

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	3152
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Ahoy, matey! Set your heading and sail to SkullWars, a pirate-themed minecraft server where adventure and treasure await! Dive into the world of Survival and craft your own pirate hideout, defend your land from the night and collect endless treasure!

With a lively community and custom, pirate-inspired features, SkullWars offers an immersive experience for every adventurer. Whether you’re chasing fortune, seeking fame, or craving battle, the high seas of SkullWars will keep you hooked. Grab your compass, rally your crew, and embark on the ultimate pirate adventure today!

play.skullwars.net

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, culture, debate, DRUG, health, legalization, Marijuana, Medicinal, mental health, Minecraft, Plant, recreational, Relaxation, Server, Social, society, stigma, substance, Therapy, Weed, WeedCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing growing is wheat and carrots? Well, come join our server where we have a special feature that will blow your mind – WEED FARMS! That’s right, you can grow your own virtual marijuana plants and become the ultimate stoner in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can party all night long with funky music and psychedelic lights. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond bong hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever smokes from the diamond bong will gain special powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with weed, parties, and epic adventures!

Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King

cramp prevention, cramp remedies, cramps, King, leg, leg cramps, leg pain, Minecraft, muscle cramp management, muscle cramp prevention, muscle cramp relief, muscle cramp treatment, muscle cramps, muscle fatigue, muscle health, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle relaxation, muscle soreness, muscle spasms, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, nighttime cramps, pain relief, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1280
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t get leg cramps from playing too long! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure cramps just by logging on. We’ve got magical healing powers or something, who knows!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!

AND HOWEVER

1.21.1, 24/7, Fun, Join, Minecraft, OG DOGS, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldwide

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our OG DOGS server. It’s a Vanilla Survival server on 1.21.1 and we have lots of fun there. It is on 24/7 and you can join from any part of the world.

mc.yourdan.uk

Minecraft server: /ksg/ Crafty Katawa Shoujo

18+ patch, 4LS, Community Works, Crafty, Desktop Katawas, FANFICS, figurines, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, Minecraft, Server, Shoujo, sprites, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, visual novel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pink-haired girl with a contagious laugh reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter as we explore the world of Katawa Shoujo like never before.

Have you played the other projects by 4LS? No? Well, you’re in for a treat because on our server, we take things to a whole new level. From 3D-printable Katawa figurines to desktop Katawas, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about Kenjivania, where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! Dive into our fanfic library, where the craziest and most hilarious stories await. From Val’s content dump to Anon’s sprites and font rip, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our KS map and explore every nook and cranny of this wacky world? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable journey and find your own Katawa to love and cherish. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Minecraft SMP – /gem/ – Koseki Bijou General

#youtube, 3D Debut stream, Bijou, DIGGERS, doxxers, Gem, general, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, Links, merch, Minecraft, Music, Newpebble guide, orisong, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Votes:	2897
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!