Kiev Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

UkrainianCraft: Deep Invasion

aggression, Battles, border, Conflict, Crisis, deep, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kiev, Military, putin, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Ukrainian troops, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle like russia vs ukraine but with blocks!! build ur own army of creepers and skeletons to take down ur enemies!! u can go as deep as 20km into their territory and show them who’s boss!! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!! but be careful, u might just get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crops Grown:	5181	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

Bankov Street, Black sea, comfort zone, Craft, escalation, evil empire, hard policy, Kiev, logistics centers, Minecraft, mirror measures, nuclear weapons testing, outcast country, provocations, putin, Putins, Railway, ranged weapons, reconnaissance drones, Server, treaty withdrawal, Vulnerability, weapons, Western politicians

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4684
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as international politics? Look no further! Join our server for a truly explosive experience.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, we’re all about escalating tensions and creating chaos. Want to show the West who’s boss? Test out some nuclear weapons in-game and watch the world burn (figuratively, of course).

Sick of American drones buzzing around your territory? Take matters into your own hands and shoot them down in our virtual Black Sea. And don’t even get us started on Kiev – let’s make it a no-go zone for all those pesky Western politicians.

In this server, it’s all about taking action and causing mayhem. So grab your virtual weapons, gear up, and get ready to shake things up. The West may think they’re untouchable, but we’ll show them who’s really in charge. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

AFU, blinken, Crafty, CREW, denmark, EU, intel, iran, Kharkiv, Kiev, Maps, missile chimpout, naval drones, putin, russia, S400, spain, Sweden, Telegram, uhg, uk, Ukraine, Ukraine Happening General, Ukrainian Navy, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken to chase them down and reclaim your precious loot.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by an army of dancing skeletons. Will you defeat them with your epic dance moves or will you join in on their funky skeleton dance party?

With €1 billion in aid from Spain and a deal to fire American weapons into Russia, this server is like no other. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

Crafty Kiev: Where Ukrainians and Creepers Unite!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make enemies and then band together to defeat them? Look no further! Join us and become best friends with everyone, until it’s time to battle our common enemy – the evil Ender Dragon! We’ll fight together, laugh together, and maybe even cry together (but only tears of joy, of course). So come join us and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss! Slava Ukraini and Amen, baby!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

#airdefense, #CzechInitiative, #missileattack, #NagornoKarabakh, #nuclearredline, #Russianoilrefineries, #Tu22m3bomber, #USHouseofRepresentatives, argentina, Crafty, CREW, drone strike, intel, IRIST, Kiev, lolz, Maps, nato, Pace, putin, russia, Telegram, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty Kiev Crew – Minecraft Madness #13890

#Chernihiv, #CzechInitiative, #DiehlDefense, #Gorbunov, #NagornoKarabakh, #RussianTroops, #StavropolKrai, #UkraineConflict, #USHouseofReps, argentina, Crafty, CREW, DZHANKOI, IRIST, Kazan, Kiev, madness, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, newsweek, putin, Telegram, Tu22m3, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the battles are as intense as the ones in Ukraine! Join now for a chance to vote on aid bills for your fellow players, just like the US House of Reps!

Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!

But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!

Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!

Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Items Found:	3537
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	2405
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

NieceNoShowNoPlay

Babysitting, Boundaries, Canceled, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Late, Niece, NieceNoShowNoPlay, Plans, relationships, Respect, single mom, sister, Support, taken for granted, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	688
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted by your family? Do you need a break from babysitting duties that always end up lasting way longer than expected? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where being late is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where time has no meaning and showing up hours after you said you would is the norm. Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t seem to stick to a schedule.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “The Great Babysitting Escape” where players must race against the clock to escape their babysitting duties before their family members return home. Will you make it in time, or will you be stuck changing diapers for eternity?

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the name of the game. Who needs punctuality when you have a whole world of chaos waiting for you?

HateCakeMinecraftSMP

aversion, cuisine, Culinary, dislike, distaste, Flavors, Food, hate, HateCakeMinecraftSMP, odd, picky eater, Preferences, revulsion, strange, Taste, unappetizing, uncommon, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Environment, Future, FutureCraft2077, global warming, Healthcare, innovation, population growth, predictions, progress, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancements, society, space exploration, Technology, urbanization, virtual reality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

arms deals, classified documents, confidential information, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government leaks, India, intelligence sharing, international trade, leaked documents, military alliance, military cooperation, RedstoneRubleTradeFun, russia, secret trade channel, security breach, strategic partnership, War equipment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6904	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

2016 U.S. presidential campaign, 2020 U.S. presidential campaign, BIAS, BlockyPolls, data analysis, Domain, donald trump, election, election trends, platform bias, political analysis, political campaigns, political polls, polling methods, Polls, research study, social media, social media influence, support for candidates, survey data, Trumps, twitter, voter sentiment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2745	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchantments Applied:	165
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

play.infocraft.online

Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Crops Grown:	9732	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!