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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7944 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1128 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!