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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!