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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family emergencies turn into epic gaming adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, weed-smoking roommates, and unexpected drop-offs of kids at inappropriate times.
Experience the thrill of not being ready for anything at the ripe old age of 27, just like our main character in this crazy story. Who needs a car when you have 5 roommates to share the burden of living expenses? And hey, weed is legal here, so feel free to light up while gaming with us!
Join now and be part of a community where family drama and unexpected visits are just part of the fun. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our Minecraft world and build your own adventure? Don’t let anyone bring you down for not living up to their expectations – here, you’re free to be yourself and game on!

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PixelParent Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your kids’ behavior around faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we have a secret weapon named Mike.
Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.
Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.
So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!

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Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids
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join this cray cray minecraft server, where we got young nearsighted kids wearing bifocal contact lenses running around like headless chickens! but don’t worry, once they take off those funky lenses, they still keep the benefits! it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. come join the fun and watch myopia progress at an age-expected rate, whatever that means! just don’t forget to bring your own bifocal contact lenses, cuz we don’t provide those here. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get blocky!

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GF’s BFF Booted Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with chickens, cows, and dogs that just can’t seem to get along.
Experience the thrill of trying to keep your livestock safe from a troublemaking dog, all while navigating the complexities of living with your girlfriend’s friend in a camper trailer. Will you be able to keep the peace and protect your property, or will chaos reign supreme?
Join now for a chance to prove your skills in animal wrangling and conflict resolution! Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Ex’s Job Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of co-parenting with your ex? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of custody battles and demanding exes.
Join us for a week on/week off schedule of fun and relaxation, where you can build your own massage therapy business and unwind from the chaos of real life. And don’t worry, our server is flexible enough to accommodate your busy schedule, unlike some ex-husbands we know.
Plus, with our therapy sessions for stressed out kids and a supportive community of players, you’ll feel right at home on our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama-filled castle, that is!

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Challenge Zone: Kid’s Endurance
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so, like, have you ever wanted to test your brain power while also building cool stuff in minecraft? well, this server is the place for you, my dude! we got challenges that will make your brain go brrrrr and build stuff that will make your friends go WOWZA!
imagine this: you’re in a maze filled with lava and creepers, trying to find the hidden treasure before time runs out. but watch out, because there are traps and puzzles along the way that will test your cognitive endurance like never before. can you make it out alive and claim the prize? only one way to find out, join the server now!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches? yeah, it’s like a whole new world down there, with hidden treasures and deadly traps waiting for those brave enough to explore. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges and build the coolest stuff ever seen in minecraft!

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Nerve-Building Girl-Calling Parent-Answering Kids
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come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual gf without having to worry about her parents picking up the phone!!! u can make her as pretty as u want and she won’t ever say no to u cuz she’s just a bunch of blocks!!! plus, u can go on virtual dates in the game and even get virtual married!!! who needs real girls when u have a minecraft gf?! join now for the most epic love story of ur life!!!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.
So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.
Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.
And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.
Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

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BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin
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Are you tired of missing out on family events because of pesky things like school and dance recitals? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family obligations! On our server, you can build your own virtual family who will never guilt trip you for missing weddings or recitals. Plus, you can travel to exotic locations without ever leaving your computer chair! Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that will never judge you for putting your own needs first? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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