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BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6966	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ores Mined:	2359
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

1. Virgins, Anonymity, anonymous 11. Technology, brand engagement 16. Internet meme, Buying, consumer behavior, consumer demographics 20. Viral sensation, Cool, digital age 8. Online shopping, digital discourse 19. E-commerce, Digital Marketing, discussion, gen z, humor, humor trends 18. Social networking, internet culture 3. Meme, internet humor, internet trends 14. Social influence, internet trolls, internet virality, joke 7. Millennial, Kids, Lame, LMAOcraft, market research 9. Consumer psychology, meme analysis, meme culture 12. Pop culture, meme economy 13. Online identity, message board, Minecraft, niche 5. Internet slang, online anonymity, online behavior 17. Online satire, online purchases 15. Marketing strategy, online trends, peer pressure, product promotion 10. Forum, Questioning, sarcasm, social media, social media influencers, trend 6. Irony, trendy, v 2. Comedy, viral 4. Online community, viral marketing, Virgins, virtual communities

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

DoremiCraft: Time Skip Edition

Adults, Anime, Cardcaptor Sakura, Childhood, DoremiCraft, Edition, FANTASY, Hamtaro, Husbands, Kana, Kids, lapis, Laura, lazuli, Magic, Magical Girls, ojamajo doremi, series, Skip, Time, time skip, Yes PreCure 5

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

You think you’ve seen it all in the world of anime time skips, but have you ever imagined a time skip for Hamtaro? Picture this: Laura and Kana are now 34-year-old adults with husbands and kids (Kana only has 1 kid because she’s a rebel like that, while Laura has 2 because she’s a baby-making machine). But here’s the twist – the hamsters are still the same age! How, you ask? It’s all thanks to Lapis and Lazuli’s magical powers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unexpected as a time skip in Hamtaro, then look no further! Join us for some hilarious adventures and mind-boggling fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some magical hamsters of your own! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some time skip magic together!

NikTrendCraft #2099: The Ultimate LOLZ Mine Server for Cool Kids and Trendsetters Only! Join the Fun Today!

Active Codes, Android, anniversary, collaboration, Cool, Costume Passes, current events, Events, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, general, Ios, Join, Kids, lolz, maintenance, new players, nikke, NikTrendCraft, PC, Server, Special Recruit, Stream, Today, Trendsetters, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3129
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with magical adventures and crazy events.

Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to enter a world like no other. Our server is so epic that even unicorns are jealous!

Participate in our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll and vote for your favorite in-game character. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Don’t miss our upcoming events like Maintenance Madness and Co-Op: Land Eater. It’s going to be a wild time that you won’t want to miss!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Emilia and Rem. They’re waiting for you to join the fun and embark on epic quests together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting!

No Kids Allowed Craft Server: Now Serving Adults Only! McMMO, Terralith, and Quests included in 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adults, Allowed, Anti Enderman Grief, Armor statues, Armored Elytra, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Craft, Custom Villager Shops, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Included, Kids, MCMMO, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Nullscape, Quests, Server, serving, Shopkeepers, ShulkerBoxPreview, signshop, smp, Spark, SpectralDamage, Terralith, Timber, Trimmable Tools, Universal Dyeing, Unlock All Recipes, Vegas, Wandering trades, XP Management

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Founded in 2016 for adult players Acquired server rack in 2023 Whitelist process via Discord Server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com Server Website: kidlesscraft.com Location: Central US Game Play Type: SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty Version: 1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players compatible)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com.
Is there an age restriction to play on this server?	While the server is designed for adults, there is no strict age restriction. However, players are expected to act maturely.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join the Discord server at discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	The server offers SMP (Survival Multiplayer) gameplay with a variety of worlds including Creative mode, Adventure mode, and more.
Are Bedrock players able to join the server?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server as it is compatible with GeyserMC.
What are the core server rules?	– Be Respectful– Be Ethical– Use Common Sense

TestMC: Where the adults play with vanilla, no kids allowed! 🧁🚫

128gb OWC DDR4, 7800X3D, Adultonly, Adults, Allowed, chestlogger, dedicated server, Discord, high performance, Kids, mod plugins, NAEast, Paper, Play, player audit, Semi Vanilla, smp, Streamer friendly, TestMC, Vanilla, Whitelist, YouTuber friendly

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TestMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Hosting	Dedicated server
Plugins	Paper and mod plugins
Streamer/Youtuber Friendly	Yes

FAQ

1. Can I request specific quality of life changes for the server?

Yes, the server owner is willing to add quality of life changes upon request.

2. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, you can apply for whitelist application in #whitelist application channel in Discord server.

3. How long does it take for whitelist applications to be reviewed?

Whitelist applications are reviewed in less than 12 hours.

4. What are the server specs?

RAM	128GB DDR4
CPU	7800X3D

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the Discord server at discord.gg/dErYFuAP.

Terra Noodles: A server for big kids with small brains and lots of imagination!

Adventure, big, Bluemap, Brains, building, companions, Crafting, Discord, Economy, epic tale, FANTASY, Glory, hard work, imagination, Kids, Kindness, Legends, Lots, Maturity, Medieval, medieval mystique, Noodles, Parkour, perseverance, Progression, PvP, Server, Small, smp, terra

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Diamond Economy	Player-driven economy with over 15 thriving player-operated stores.
Weekly Events	Agility-testing parkour challenges, building contests, PvP tournaments.
BlueMap	Explore the world of Terra Nova with our interactive map.
Community	18+ community of mature and friendly players.
No P2W	No pay-to-win features, progression based on hard work.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Terra Nova suitable for players under 18?	No, Terra Nova is specifically for players 18 years and older.
Can I buy in-game advantages with real money?	No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks for real money.
How can I join Terra Nova?	Visit our website at https://terranovasmp.net/ to find out how to join.
Is there a Discord server for Terra Nova?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh

Bcraft: Where adults pretend to be kids and kids pretend to be adults

Adults, base, Bcraft, Builder, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Explorer, Grief, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, PRETEND, Protection, redstoner, Server, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	295498
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Server Version	1.20.4
Land Claims	No land claims but protection plugins for rollback
Server Reset	Never reset
Discord Policy	Leaving Discord results in removal from whitelist
Economy	Diamonds as currency with shopping district at spawn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims allowed, but we have protection plugins to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, the server will never reset, allowing you to keep your progress intact even if you take breaks.

3. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability of the SMP community.

4. What is the server’s economy like?

We use diamonds as currency and have a shopping district at spawn, similar to Hermitcraft.

5. Are there any rules on the server?

We have zero tolerance for discrimination or racism, but friendly banter is welcome. And remember, never trust HMitten!

6. What type of players are welcome on the server?

We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder. We are more build-oriented and have limited technical aspects due to server performance.

UNBELIEVABLE!! Minecraft Server where adults play like kids – NightHaven SMP now open! Join the fun now!

Adults, Builder, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, friendship, Fun, hermitcraft, hermits, immersive gameplay, Join, Kids, Minecraft, Newcomer, NightHaven, Open, Play, positive experience, quality of life mods, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, semi-vanilla adventure, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, UNBELIEVABLE, Vanilla Experience, Veteran, welcoming home, Youtubers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Potions Brewed:	74	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to NightHaven
New world started: March 22

What makes us stand out:
🏡 Semi-Vanilla Simplicity
🛠️ Inspired Innovation
🫶 Strong Community Focus
👥 Dedicated Staff Team

Check out what our players have been up to:
Player Highlights Video

Join our Discord:
NightHaven Discord

Questions & Answers:

1. What is the age requirement for players on NightHaven?

Players on NightHaven must be 18 years or older.

2. What is the server started on?

The server started a new world on March 22.

3. What are some of the highlights of NightHaven’s community?

NightHaven has a strong focus on fostering a welcoming and inclusive community where every player feels valued and respected. The dedicated staff team is always willing to assist players and ensure everyone has a positive experience.

4. Can players use mods on NightHaven?

NightHaven offers a semi-vanilla experience with some quality of life mods added. Players can enjoy the purity of the game with added features to enhance their gameplay experience.

5. How can I join NightHaven?

To join NightHaven, connect to the server and become part of a vibrant community that celebrates creativity, friendship, and the joy of Minecraft. Additionally, you can join the NightHaven Discord for further communication and community engagement.

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Votes:	3615	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

CowgirlCruelty Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, CowgirlCruelty, cruel behavior, Cultural differences, dating struggles, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, female behavior, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, male perspective, Minecraft, misunderstandings, psychological impact, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, western women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1825	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	565593
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Tired of dealing with cruel western women? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Our community of smart and chill guys will have your back as you build and survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest diamonds. So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our server!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	234
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2670	Buildings Constructed:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	7

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Votes:	3737
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	69
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!