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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.
Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!
But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition
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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.
You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.
So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for the chance to escape your real-life family issues and immerse yourself in a world where tying someone to a chair for not finishing their food is just a funny prank.
Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up frustrations, just like our player who celebrated when their nana got kicked out of their dad’s wedding. Who needs therapy when you can build your own virtual world and take out your anger on some pixelated zombies?
So come join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who treats you better than your real one!

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MomTax Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of babysitting drama and tantrums? Join our Minecraft server where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds! No more dealing with rude kids and unreasonable parents, just pure fun and creativity in our virtual world.
We promise that no one will blame you for anything, and you won’t have to demand extra payment for dealing with misbehaving children. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
Forget about babysitting drama and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination? Join now and leave the babysitting woes behind!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

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BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Just like my new age hippie brother, we live “off the grid” in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our server is so chill, even Jim’s “girl headaches” won’t bother you here. Need a dark room and something salty? We got you covered! No need for “hard chemicals” on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us and leave your worries behind, unless you’re my brother, then maybe bring some water for Jim.

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Kid-Free Craft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids while trying to build your dream deck in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about water balloons or distractions again! Our virtual world is kid-free zone, so you can focus on crafting and building without any interruptions.
Unlike real life, on our server, you won’t have to argue with parents about the safety hazards of having children around power tools. You can build to your heart’s content without any worries about liability or distractions.
Join now and experience the freedom of creating without the hassle of dealing with real-life drama. Who needs kids running around when you can have a peaceful and productive building experience? Come join us and leave the chaos behind!

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Are you tired of dealing with seasick kids who can’t follow simple instructions on a boat? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a virtual boating experience without any of the seasickness or chaos.
Our server offers a unique water skiing mini-game where you can show off your skills without the risk of falling into the water or getting thrown up on. And don’t worry, there are no annoying relatives to lecture you about letting their kids get seasick.
Join now and sail away to a world where you can enjoy the open seas without any of the drama. Plus, our server is family-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about anyone pushing your kids off the boat as a “joke.” So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let the fun begin!

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CON-draMA! Just Some Cool Kids on an Adventure! LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP Java Server 1.201

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Contra SMP Overview

Description
Contra is a modpack that takes Minecraft and turns it into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, an Auction House, Dungeons galore, and a new dimension. This server is focused on a strong community with a survival world to explore!

What we have:

We have quests, LOTS of ’em! New structures and countless dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. The server runs off a basis of faction-making, where you can either join a faction, create your own, or play solo entirely. Instructions to create a nation are in the Discord server.

THE SERVER REQUIRES CURSEFORGE LAUNCHER.

Join Discord Now: Discord link here!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply download the Contra modpack on CurseForge Launcher, join our Discord server, and get the server IP from there to start playing.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have specific rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow for a positive gaming experience.
Can I play solo without joining a faction?	Absolutely! You are free to play solo on the server without joining any factions if you prefer.
How do I access the custom quests?	Custom quests can be accessed in-game through NPCs or quest markers. Simply follow the instructions provided to complete the quests.

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos! Just like this husband who decided to take matters into his own hands when his wife kept coming home late from her book club meetings.
Imagine a world where you can hand off virtual kids to your virtual wife and go have dinner with your virtual uncle without any consequences! Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
Don’t be late to join our server, or you might miss out on all the fun and arguments just like this couple. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual book club meeting that never ends!

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