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  • PixelatedPettyWife

    PixelatedPettyWife
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

    Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

    But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyKidsServer

    CraftyKidsServer
    HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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  • NoKidTaxCraft

    NoKidTaxCraft
    Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

    So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

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  • NoBroInLawNoStayGF

    NoBroInLawNoStayGF
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

    We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

    And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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  • Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

    Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!



    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type18+ SMP Community
    Version1.21
    Land ClaimsNo land claims, but protection plugins installed
    Server ResetNever
    EconomyDiamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
    RulesNo discrimination or racism, friendly banter

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

    2. Will the server reset in the future?

    No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

    3. How does the economy work on the server?

    The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

    4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

    The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

    5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

    If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.


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  • KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

    KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders
    so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

    so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

    so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

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  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives
    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

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  • SisCrazeCraft

    SisCrazeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

    With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

    So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

    BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)



    BareBonesMP Minecraft Server


    BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    • 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
    • Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
    • Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
    • Dedicated Server with No Lag
    • Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
    • Custom Resource pack
    • 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
    • Active Discord & Community
    • Optional Proximity Voice Chat
    • Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
    • Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
    • Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
    • Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

    Server Rules:

    1. No Griefing or Stealing
    2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
    3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
    4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
    5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
    6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
    7. The keyword is andesite
    8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
    9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
    10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP


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