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  • NoTabletsAllowed

    NoTabletsAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we ban tablets during family dinners! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a crazy story.

    Once upon a time, there was a family who gathered every Sunday for a delicious meal. But the kids were always glued to their tablets, ignoring everyone around them. The host, a brave soul, decided enough was enough and banned the tablets from the dinner table. Chaos ensued as the kids threw a tantrum and the parents were outraged. But the host stood their ground, determined to bring back good old-fashioned family bonding.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of interactive family dinners without the distraction of tablets! Who needs screens when you have virtual blocks to build with and friends to chat with? So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just leave those tablets at the door!

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

    Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

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  • ExWifeBabysitter420

    ExWifeBabysitter420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

    So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

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  • Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

    Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!



    Astral Pixelmon Server

    Features
    EV Training
    Pixelmon Bingo
    Dex Rewards
    Custom Crates
    Adult Owned
    LGBTQ+ Friendly
    WonderTrade
    Pokebags
    Pixelmon Raids
    Gambling
    Timber Mod
    Resource World
    Vanilla Mobs
    Custom Textures
    Gym Leaders
    GTS

    We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

    FAQ

    1. Is the server family-friendly?

    Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

    2. Are there any age restrictions?

    The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

    3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

    Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

    4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

    5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

    Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.


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  • Y2KCrafters

    Y2KCrafters
    yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got unicorns flyin around, rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds, and a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of chocolate!

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.

    plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

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  • BossKidsCash5

    BossKidsCash5
    Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

    Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

    Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

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  • WeddingCrashCraft

    WeddingCrashCraft
    Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

    Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

    Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

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  • FluorideFailsIQBoost

    FluorideFailsIQBoost
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fluoride that your IQ will DROP faster than a creeper explodes! forget about being smart, we want you to be DUMB and have FUN! our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, except the rollercoaster is broken and you’re just free-falling into stupidity! join now and see if you can survive the fluoride madness!

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  • PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

    PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

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