Imagine a world where you have to pay for every block you mine because your sister-in-law bought it and didn’t tell you! Will you fork over the diamonds for that sweet, sweet pizza block, or will you stand your ground and demand a fair share of the wings block?
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict policy of ganging up on anyone who dares to question the cost of wings in this day and age. So if you’re ready to defend your honor and your appetite, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have sister-in-laws and snarky text messages? So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get spicy (and not just because of the wings)!
So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?
But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”
And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!
So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org
But wait, there’s more! This kid is not just a spoiled brat, he’s also verbally abusive. And his parents think it’s hilarious! Can you imagine? So, to avoid any drama, I decided to strip off my shirt and say “Nope, not going to that family gathering.” And I told my kids the same thing – we ain’t dealing with that mess.
But fear not, dear Minecraft player, for our server is a safe haven from entitled kids and clueless parents. Join us for a world of fun, where tantrums are strictly prohibited and respect is the name of the game. Plus, we have epic builds and awesome mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on over and escape the madness of the real world – you won’t regret it!
But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.
So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!
Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!
If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.
But wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! ๐๐๐ง And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! ๐ผ๐ต
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! ๐คช๐ฎ๐
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!
Undefeated MC!! https://youtu.be/UTzGiiT_7Jg We are a small, but fast growing Towny Earth Server. We have many active players in our community that play daily. 1.18.1 Compatible! We have Guns, Grenades, Helicopters, Planes, Submarines, Drill Machines, Mechas, Cannons, Mortars. and Tanks! The server features many custom plugins and functions, from investing to salvaging historic items and collecting them to brewing unique custom brews, to even siege warfare. You decide how you want your experience to be by toggling neutrality or peacefulness and enjoy building your town and working with other players/friends. The Earth map is 1:1000 scale. Lots of unexplored territory still! With an ever-changing ever-balancing economy, the server rewards both brand new players and consistent veteran players. Join our friendly community via the official InvictaMC discord and form alliances or just work on builds/towns together. There is also a resource world that you can warp to from Spawn which contains 1.17.1 Terrain/block/item generation! There is much more to do in our server and it is being updated every week with new content! Please visit us! Our website: Support the Server! Our discord: https://discord.gg/jhPEwCk Our Dynmap: http://invictamc.ga:8017/
play.invictamc.ga
The revival of a old server i played on as a kid.
To sum up the server;-Old combat mechanics. Yes you can spam sword swinging again and sword(replaced with shield)block!-MCMMO. Everyone knows this but aka RPG leveling up system via doing anything-Factions. Can create, raid, fight other factions with no restrictions-Obsidian breaker plugin. To make things intresting, you can destory blocks of obby with tnt/tnt cannons! Raid those hard to destory bases now.-Unlimited Dragon fights. Become the dragon slayer and fight a respawning “Alduin” to claim the title of Dragon slayer and a hefty amout of money.-Shops and Auctions! Buy/sell at the shops or auction something of vaule to the server or anyone to buy or bid.-AND SO MUCH MORE
Public Alpha open! Join with discretion that everything is still being worked on with permissions and such and will be updating as progress is being made. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/mM9rZx27FZ**NEW UPDATE***Server is now being hosted 24/7! No need to worry about the server closing or shutting down.
51.222.97.24:25582
Pros are back Network is the best Minecraft servers with high-quality game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests for players who love to compete, create and have fun with friends.
NEW!!! โฌค Indian host – Our server has indian hosting. – For indian ping is near 30. – 24/7 server – Weekly event of bedwars
play.prosareback.me
mc.minercraft.ru
A New Anarchy Server , no bullshit , no anti-cheat , no rules at all, no lag , pvp , etc etc its a fucking anarchy server what do u want me to say , it came out of gods dickhole?
149.56.117.193:25582
If u like a cool playerbase dupe servers and rpg server combined into a dupe-rpg server then this is the right server for you!
play.dupetale.net
PurpurMC is a minecraft server where you can experience survival to the fullest with its 1.17.1 version.
oyna.purpurmc.com
146.66.181.211
A server with a large-scale map based off of the earth. We have an active community and a fairly active Discord channel. Made by players, for players.
51.81.53.220:25605
