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WingWarsMC: 12 Bucks for 4 Wings?!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling-in-law shenanigans and pizza vs. wings debates.
Imagine a world where you have to pay for every block you mine because your sister-in-law bought it and didn’t tell you! Will you fork over the diamonds for that sweet, sweet pizza block, or will you stand your ground and demand a fair share of the wings block?
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict policy of ganging up on anyone who dares to question the cost of wings in this day and age. So if you’re ready to defend your honor and your appetite, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have sister-in-laws and snarky text messages? So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get spicy (and not just because of the wings)!

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BoyfriendCraft – No Kids Allowed!
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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!
So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?
But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”
And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!
So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks
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join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!
Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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WifeysBFFsCancelled Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, my wife’s best friend’s cousin’s sister’s husband’s kid is a total nightmare – like, seriously, this kid needs to be sent to military school ASAP. Last time we hung out with them, this kid threw a tantrum at every store in a theme park because he wanted ALL the toys. And when his dad ran out of money, he threw the biggest fit of all fits. It was a scene, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! This kid is not just a spoiled brat, he’s also verbally abusive. And his parents think it’s hilarious! Can you imagine? So, to avoid any drama, I decided to strip off my shirt and say “Nope, not going to that family gathering.” And I told my kids the same thing – we ain’t dealing with that mess.
But fear not, dear Minecraft player, for our server is a safe haven from entitled kids and clueless parents. Join us for a world of fun, where tantrums are strictly prohibited and respect is the name of the game. Plus, we have epic builds and awesome mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on over and escape the madness of the real world – you won’t regret it!

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Elon’s 14 Kids SMP
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.
But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.
So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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DadBlock Minecraft Server
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Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show!
Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!
If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.

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DadCraft: Kids Edition
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🌟🔥🎮 Yo, listen up! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, bro! Let me tell you a wild story about it! So, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony! 🦙🎶 But that’s not all, oh no! The trees start talking to you, begging for you to build them a treehouse so they can throw epic parties every night! 🌳🎉 And guess what? The creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing you up! 💥🤗
But wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! 🐔👑🧐 And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! 👼🎵
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎮🚀

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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SniffyPup Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.
Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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Pandemic Kids Rule – U of M Study
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so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask and wash ur hands all the time now cuz of the thing that shall not be named? well, this server is like the ultimate public health practice for ur minecraft character! we got hand sanitizer dispensers all over the place and if u don’t wear a mask, u get teleported to a quarantine zone where u gotta mine obsidian for 24 hours straight!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!
join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!

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