Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!
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KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys! -
Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Starlight SMP Overview
Feature Description Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. FAQ
Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
Q: What is the Origins Mod?
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
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PreggoPals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.
And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.
Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!
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Birthday Lie Craft
so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server! -
90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉
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NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.


