2024 Best Kids New Minecraft Servers | Page 14

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server

Asshole, conflicted feelings, Deadpool, deaf woman, DeafMovieNight, faux pas, Free Time, Friend, groupchat, Happy, Invitation, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, open captions, Rude, Server, Special, Subtitles, tablet, Theater

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of accessibility? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, we even have open captions for all our in-game events! Just like how I invited a deaf woman to see Deadpool with open captions, we make sure everyone can enjoy the game to the fullest.

But beware, not everyone will understand your good intentions. Just like how my friends called me out for being considerate, you might face some haters on the server. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back and make sure you feel welcome and appreciated.

So join our server now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and making new friends in a truly inclusive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find something special here that draws you in, just like I did with that deaf woman. Just don’t expect to get married and have kids with the creepers, they’re not really the settling down type.

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Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

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SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

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Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

Abuse, Attention, Bear, BLEW, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, CraftyCreeper101, creeper, crime, Government, House, injustice, Kids, Maduro, Manipulation, Mind, Minecraft, pizzagate, Politics, Propaganda, rape, scandal, Silence, smp, Time, Truth, Venezuela, Victims, Week

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

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NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

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PeanutButterPartyPanic

Allergy, bbq, Communication, food allergies, Kids, misunderstandings, neighbor, parenting, Party, peanut allergy, peanut butter, peanut butter cookies, PeanutButterPartyPanic, potluck, potluck etiquette, premixed cookie dough, safety precautions, social interactions, suburban neighborhood, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the time we brought peanut butter cookies to a party and caused a neighborhood feud? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players.

Our server is so epic that even the cookies we bring will cause drama for months to come. Imagine the excitement of trying to avoid peanut butter cookies while navigating through our virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

Join now and be part of a community where even the smallest actions can lead to outrageous consequences. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Just make sure to leave your peanut butter cookies at home!

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KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

Abilities, accelerated healing, Adults, children, double, Fast, growth, healing, Healing Process, health, immune system, KidCraft, Kids, MIRACULOUS, Powers, Rapid, Recovery, Regeneration, resilience, strength, Super Powers, vitality, young

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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HolyCraftDonate10%

BONUS, cars, Church, college funds, DEBT, Donating, family, HolyCraftDonate10, House, household income, income, Investments, Kids, metropolitan area, power bill, Retirement, savings, starvation, stock market, trust fund

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity like this guy questioning his wife’s donation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you have to choose between feeding your virtual Minecraft kids or donating 10% of your virtual gross income to a virtual church. Will you make the right decision, or will you end up in a virtual dilemma like this poor soul?

With crazy challenges and outrageous scenarios, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs retirement accounts when you can invest in virtual diamonds and gold blocks?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness. Remember, in this world, anything is possible, even donating your virtual income to a virtual church!

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GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

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DivorceCraft: Kids Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, blended family, children, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, custody, DATING, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, emotions, family, Honesty, Infidelity, Kids, Marriage, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more plot twists than a soap opera. You’ll never know what’s coming next, just like this poor woman who found out her ex-husband’s girlfriend might be pregnant. And let’s not forget the shocking reveal of the affair – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just like how this woman’s kids found out about their dad’s affair and his attempts to win her back. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

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ProbeMaster Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, bullying, Disrespect, doormat, Emotional Abuse, Kids, lack of boundaries, Manipulation, Minecraft, mistreatment, ProbeMaster, Probing, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Server, standing up for oneself, treating, victimization

Are you tired of being treated like a doormat by kids in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and become the ultimate ruler of the virtual world. We have a special anti-doormat protection system in place to ensure that no one messes with you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now and find out!

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NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

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FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

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Lifetopia

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Lifetopia

Lifetopia is a highly advanced Minecraft city roleplay server featuring a realistic workforce, economy, government and many fun vehicles.

Join the workforce or run for congress and change, amend or create the laws of our server!

Start your own business and dominate the market/stock market of Lifetopia! Will you be the next millionaire?

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Galaxycraft smp

Custom Biomes, Modded, Semi Vanilla

Build! Create! Experiment! Show Off! Make Friends?Join a new server & create a community just for you!

GalaxyCraft is a new modded Minecraft SMP on Minecraft 1.19.2!

The modpack is available once you join the Discord, but mainly focusses around Alex’s Mobs, Create Mod, Biomes O’ Plenty, and Decorative Blocks Mod. Some Nether/End related mods are added to spice things up.

It is largely inspired by Ethoslab’s Modded Minecraft S2, but updated for 1.19 to take advantage of all the cool new stuff.

This is an whitelist only server.

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GeyserConnect Minecraft server

GeyserConnect server allows you to connect to Java Edition servers with Bedrock Edition.

1 Official Servers tab contains all Bedrock servers.

2 The Geyser Servers tab contains the Java servers.

3 Custom Servers tab there you can add your Java server for example Hypixel.

4 Direct connect tab, write your IP there and connect to the Java server.

5 Disconnect button to exit the server.

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Sky Union

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a fairly new Skyblock server with an ambition to bring together a mature community! Preferred community member ages would be around 17+ but all ages are welcome! Just be sure to mind that some chat messages etc. may not be family friendly! If you’re looking for a server/community where all staff and members are friends with each other, this server’s perfect for you! Sky Union Offers: – Custom-built spawn – Skyblock with customized addons – Custom crates with amazing rewards, including players being rewarded for voting – Custom GUI shop & player chest shops – Customized automatic farming – Automatically generating parkour – Spawners (Included in GUI shop, everyone has access to break spawners with silktouch!!) – Animated falling trees – Custom GUI menus

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Arcana et fortuna

Balanced Economy, Custom Biomes, Geopolitical, Land Claim, Lands, Movecraft, Nations, Political, Roleplay, Slimefun

Arcana et Fortuna is a comprehensive geopolitical Minecraft server that takes place on a custom generated fantasy map. It has custom plugins, as well as experience-enhancing systems based on Movecraft and Slimefun.

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NiceMC | SURVIVAL and ANARCHY | 1.8 – 1.18 Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

The NiceMC server will delight you with many mini-games, unique buildings, friendly administration and much more! The most important thing for us is that the player is satisfied! Our project plans to create new plugins and modes, and we have also developed a new approach to the marketing part of the project and working with the audience in general. NiceMC is a project from the best admins, on which a team of experienced and professional developers is working.

Useful links:

➤ Website for purchasing donations: nicemk.trademc.org

➤ Server IP: m28.joinserver.ru:25569 (Be sure to enter the port!)

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WOTR Middle-Earth Reborn

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to MIDDLE-EARTH: REBORN

We are pleased to welcome both new and old players to our brand new second server!

This server will have more of a focus on roleplaying. Thus, we have adjusted and added some new rules for you all to take a look at, but keep in mind that these are subject to change. You will also find that some changes have been made. You will no longer have access to commands such as /tpa or /home, so the only ways to travel will be by walking/riding or by using the LOTR Mod fast travel mechanic. We have also reduced the amount of mods and removed some of the plugins to make sure that we do not suffer any unnecessary lag. Keep in mind that KeepInv will NOT be enabled on our server, so be extra careful! But it will still have some of the plugins that make WOTR what it is, such as renown, roles, gear etc.

Although we are a part of the War of the Ring, we will be doing certain things differently here. For example, our Staff team will be different. If you were Staff on WOTR, that does not mean you will automatically be Staff on this server as well. However, both old and new players are encouraged to apply for any position within the Staff team. A Staff application form will soon be launched and do not hesitate to apply!

As for when the War of the Ring will start, we will get back to you all on that! We first want to get the server’s wheel rolling before we decide on such a substantial matter, but it shouldn’t be too long! We will be posting more information about how sieges, raids and events will work in the coming weeks!

So, from the Staff team to you, we hope you will enjoy your stay there. If there is anything that you want to know, or have questions about feel free to make use of our channel or by messaging Staff privately.

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BlitzMC

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

This is a KitPvP/PvP Practice Server Monthly new PvP and Parkour maps 😀 This server is Ran by a Twitch Streamer AkruGamingLIVE

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Alfuria network

Faction Survival, FullPvP, Raiding, Rankup

New and innovative server that seeks to give the best and most fun moments to players, our main priority.It has been developed and configured since January 2022 and after 8 months we have decided to publish the IP.We hope you enjoy your stay.Factions, Skyblock, Survival, KitPVP

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LostBuilder network

Factions, PvP, Survival

Lost Builders is a Vanilla plus more server where there are new monsters in a new dimension that you can fight after freeing the end. We sometimes have special events. The new features include a new dimension that comes with new weapons, this does not need any mods or resource packs it all works in pure vanilla.

Que is enabled which makes it appear that only one player can join but the max players is actually 20

This server also uses Amplified Terrain generation

Concerns about Hacking: No hacking please

Check out the trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmLHqYkkIY&ab_channel=Minecraftian_nation

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