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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3712 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
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