Kids Toy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

fidget, popular toy, kids toy, relaxation tool, metal spinner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

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SoupSMP: The Adventures of Soup, Minecraft SMP Edition

children, Minecraft, smp, Fun, SoupSMP

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, soup action figures!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get us started on the soup action figures – they’re the hottest commodity in our world. Rumor has it, if you collect all the soup action figures, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant spoon through a soup-filled dimension.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to soup action figures as you are? Plus, we have epic events like the annual Soup Olympics, where players compete in soup-themed challenges for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual soup.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most soup-tastic Minecraft SMP out there. Join us today and let the soup-filled fun begin!

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ToyBoxTakedown Minecraft Server

Frustration, family, Cats, rules, Server

Are you tired of your precious Minecraft creations being destroyed by creepers and Endermen? Well, fear not, because our server is a calico critter paradise!

Join us and build your very own calico critter village, complete with adorable little houses and critter friends. But beware, our server has a strict rule – put everything away when you’re done, or risk the wrath of the mischievous cats!

Just like the OP’s sister, you too can enjoy playing with your calico critters on our server. But be warned, if you don’t clean up after yourself, the cats might just steal your critter pieces and cause chaos in your village.

So come join us on our server and experience the cutest and most organized Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, it’s not just a kids toy – it’s a way of life!

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RescueCraft 1.21.4

Help, Protection, SAVING, disaster relief, emergency response

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then come join our server where we can save them!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of creepers come out of nowhere. But fear not, because on our server, we have special powers that can save you from any creeper attack.

Join us and become a hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save them together!

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HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

working full-time, saving money, washer, Minecraft, Best Friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!

Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?

On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.

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RentRiotCraft

RentRiotCraft, Struggling, Eviction, potentially homeless, Asshole

Are you tired of dealing with landlord drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about getting kicked out!

We have a special feature where if you get evicted from your house in the game, you can just respawn and try again – no need to stress about finding a new place to live!

Plus, our server is full of helpful players who will never leave you behind like those sneaky housemates. You’ll never have to worry about being homeless in our virtual world!

Join now and escape the real-life drama for a more relaxing and fun experience. Who needs a section 21 when you have unlimited building possibilities in Minecraft?

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Adulting in Minecraft SMP

growth mindset., acceptance, smp, adulting, perspective

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.

And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

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SnackCraftersAnonymous

guilty pleasure snack, unhealthy cravings, cravings, snack addiction, Junk Food

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

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CraftyCanuckz

Threats, trade war, Brewing, Dangerous, international relations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

Intimacy, rule, Boys, sexual pleasure, adolescent girls

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

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