come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual gf without having to worry about her parents picking up the phone!!! u can make her as pretty as u want and she won’t ever say no to u cuz she’s just a bunch of blocks!!! plus, u can go on virtual dates in the game and even get virtual married!!! who needs real girls when u have a minecraft gf?! join now for the most epic love story of ur life!!!
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Nerve-Building Girl-Calling Parent-Answering Kids
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Cassette Rewind Kids Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, kids born after cassette players were poppin’ won’t even know why rewind is called rewind, like whaaat?!We got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ for emeralds.
Our admins are like wizards, grantin’ wishes and turnin’ diamonds into cookies. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floor and DJ zombie spinnin’ the tunes.
So come on over and join the party, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility.